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Get the door, Beaver.

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Um,

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here's the new phone book, dude.

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Yeah.

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Hey, buddy, check it out.

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New phone book.

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Cool.

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Let's, like, call someone.

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Yeah.

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Uh... Taylor... Bob... No.

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Uh... M -M -Matthews. Al.

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No. Come on, buddy.

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Uh... Thack. Thack.

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Harry.

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Harry Thack.

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Harry Thack.

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This is gonna be cool.

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Uh... Who's that?

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This is Bucky Hayes.

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Uh, okay.

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Whoa, is that supposed to be a dream?

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Uh, no, this dude really lives like
this.

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Whoa. That's cool.

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It's like, if you were scoring with two
chicks at the same time in real life,

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what would you dream about?

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Because all I dream about now is
scoring.

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Well, if I was scoring with two chicks
at the same time in real life, then I

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would dream about scoring with three
chicks.

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And if I was scoring with three chicks,
I'd dream about scoring with four

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chicks. Yeah.

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And then if I had five chicks at the
same time, I'd just put my face in all

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their butt cheeks and go...

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Whoa,

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her butt looks better in pants than most
chicks' butts look naked.

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Her butt looks better in pants than most
chicks' butts look naked.

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Her butt looks better in pants than most
chicks' butts look naked.

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Her butt looks better in pants than most
chicks' butts look naked.

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Hairy sack.

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Hello. I'm calling back.

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Uh, okay.

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This time, let's say something.

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Okay.

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Uh, hello?

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I'm... I'm... You suck!

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That was pretty funny, Viva.

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Hello?

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It's Harry Sacks!

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No!

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No!

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Now, somebody's gonna die.

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Uh,

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hello?

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Hey, congratulations.

54
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You just won yourself a free pizza.

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Cool. We'll be ha - to deliver it right
over to your house.

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What's your address?

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Uh... You don't know your own address?

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Uh... Uh, tell you what.

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Do you have any mail around?

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Read me the address off of that.

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Hey, is there any, like, mail around
here?

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Um, let's see.

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Just that stuff we took out of Stuart's
mailbox.

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Uh, okay.

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Stuart Stevenson. Uh, 67 Maple Street.

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Now hurry up and get that pizza over
here. I'm hungry.

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Here for some cookies, Stuart?

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Oh, right. Thanks, Mom.

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You little worm!

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Was it you?

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Damn it. What's all the noise in here?
I'm on the phone. Oh, my God.

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It was you, wasn't it? I'll kill you.
Damn it. Operator. Ah, no.

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Hey,

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this is between you and Stewart. Get
him.

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Please.

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You like the way that sounds, funny man?

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Huh? You must be Stewart.

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Listen very carefully, funny man.

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Please.

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I swear I'll find you wherever you are
and I'll gut you.

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But just to be sure you don't call me,
I'm going to stick your phone where

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you'll have an awful hard time dialing
it. No, please, no.

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Bon Jovi.

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But you know, um, this song, it's kind
of, um, uh, never mind.

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Uh, what?

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Well, um, I was just gonna say, you
know, this song, I mean, um, you know,

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sucks, but, um, but there's this one
part that I kind of like where it kind

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goes, um, give me something for the
pain.

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Uh, what did you say, Beavis?

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Well, no, I'm just saying, you know, um,
you know, I kind of like this one part

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of the song, you know, where it goes,
give me something for the pain.

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Cut it out, bunghole.

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I'm doing it for your own good, Beaver.
You're starting to like this song.

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Well, no, I mean, I still think Bon Jovi
sucks, but I just kind of think this

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song, you know, kind of, there's just
this one part that's kind of like... If

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you say one more good thing about Bon
Jovi, I'm going to really smack the

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bejesus out of you.

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Okay, well, you know what I mean.

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Okay, so it sucks, but it doesn't suck
as much as... Cut

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it out.

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Damn it, butthead. Bon Jovi rules.

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Take that.

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Yeah, I like this song.

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This sucks.

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As soon as my nads feel better, I'm
going to beat the living crap out of

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You can't tell me what sucks.

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Right.

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I like this. So blow it up your ass.

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Hey. Ow.

110
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Take it easy. Be careful.

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Damn it. I'm hungry. Where the hell's my
pizza?

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Whoa.

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Hey, buddy. It looks like something's
going on at Stuart's house.

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Oh, yeah?

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Let's call him.

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Somebody get that. That might be the
office.

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Ah!

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Eh.

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Nobody's home.

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Let's call that Harry Fack dude again.

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Yeah. Harry Fack.

122
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Oh, no. This video freaks me out. It's
like, you know, I get all excited when I

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see the checks and I see these stubby
dudes and it, like, makes my testes

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retract into my globules.

125
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Yeah.

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It gives me a special feeling in my
seminiferous tubules.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I want to do every single girl in this
video.

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Uh, you want to do, like, every girl in
every video, Beaver?

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Um, no.

131
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Not really.

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Uh, name one girl in a video that you
wouldn't want to do.

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Boy, let me think. Oh, I know.

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Um, there's that one, uh, video, you
know, where they're, like, uh, you know,

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Bangkok stealing, and, um...

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That one girl and she's like, you know,
stuffing fruit and stuff down her shirt.

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I don't want to do her.

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That's a dude dressed up like a girl,
Beaver.

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That doesn't count.

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Oh, okay.

141
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Well, let me... Wilson. Well, I guess
I'd do her.

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Oh, me.

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No.

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Boy,

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maybe you're right.

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I just want to make love with all the
women of the world.

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Yeah.

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Me too.

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